Ohh my ears
Ohh yeaa
Ohh yeaa

I'm singing here alone in my room
And thinking 'bout the vocals I do
I'm looking at a mic in my hand
Trying my best to understand
I really want to know what they did wrong
Why I'm hired me to sing these songs
America must hear my plight
And the tone that I can't get quite right

I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy
Cannot figure out why they like me
I was born to sing real crappy
Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy

Don't know why you listen to this song
Thank God it don't go on too long
Cuz having to listen to me
Is torture to your ears, you see
Don't want to fry an ear or two
But forgive me if I do
America must hear my plight
And the tone that I can't get quite right

I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy
Can't figure out why they like me
I was born to sing real crappy
Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy

I'm so sorry
That you listen to me
But I'm 'Not a girl', you see
Just buy some earplugs (just buy some earplugs)
It's better, I swear (It's better, I swear)
Thank the lord that I won't be there

I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy
Can't figure out why they like me
I was born to sing real crappy
Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy

I was born to sing real crappy

Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy