Say hello to the girl that I am
You're gonna have to see how gross I am
I need to take a shower just to see how good I smell
And I don't want to be so damn disgusting
There must be another way
Cause I don't believe in taking showers
But who am I to say
What I need to do
God! I need a shower

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What am I to do with my life
(Use some body wash and lotion)
How am I supposed to know what's right
(You just gotta use what smells good)
I just can't help the way I smell
Cause me and my sister both smell the same way

I tell them I take showers but I don't and I won't
But everytime I do, I still don't smell good
Many times I've been told, that I need to take a shower
But then I realize that I'm overdisgusting
There must be another way
Cause I don't believe in taking showers
But who am I to say
What I need to do
God! I need a shower

Chorus

What am I to do with my life
(Use some body wash and lotion)
How am I supposed to know what's right
(You just gotta use what smells good)
I just can't help the way I smell
Cause me and my sister both smell the same way

I need soap...water...I need shower

I don't need nobody telling me just what I need to
What I what what what I need to do about my shower habits
I say no no...nobody's telling me just what I need to
I'm so fed up with people telling me to take a bath

Chorus

What am I to do with my life
(Use some body wash and lotion)
How am I supposed to know what's right
(You just gotta use what smells good)
I just can't help the way I smell
Cause me and my sister both smell the same way

I don't need nobody telling me just what I need to
What I what what what I need to do about my shower habits
I say no no...nobody's telling me just what I need to
I'm so fed up with people teling me to take a bath

Chorus

What am I to do with my life
(Use some body wash and lotion)
How am I supposed to know what's right
(You just gotta use what smells good)
I just can't help the way I smell
Cause me and my sister both smell the same way