(The intrumentation of "Everytime" is played as if the song were a current "punk" pop song by Blink-182 or Good Charlotte, etc.)

(**STG, Singing the "Everytime" intro**)
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
"Avast me landlubbers!"
(Na-na na-na)
(Na na na)
We be croonin' 'bout pirates 'n' lunch in this 'ere mash-up!"
(-Na na-na na-na na-na)

(**Together**)
[--Singing the "Everytime" intro]
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh
Arrrrghh, Arrrrghh, Arrrrrrgggghhhh

(**STG**)
All the cravings.
Ding-dongs, twinkies.
Twizzlers, roast pig.
You're a pirate

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Seven Seas
(Pizza hut)
Ate me hand
(Taco Bell)
M' leg be peg
(McDonald's fries)
Eye be patched
(Wendy's shakes)
Me sword be long
(I crave a long)
What kind of pirates be we?
(And lonely time, so feed me!!!)

(**STG**)
Don't think I know,
Pirates that you be
But a fat guy is craving.
Martha Stewart's cooking.

(**Together**)
Say it ain't sooooooooo!

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Everytime I ride the tide
I fall into the sea
Be fed to sharks
Escape with no injury
And everytime I need a bite to eat
I sail the ship to Burger King
Or maybe even Wendy's

(**STG**)
We're out of dough.
(I sail the seas)
Can't go to lunch.
(With bucaneers)
At the King! Oh no!
(It's the only way)
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
(I get trea-)
-Na na-na na-na na-na
(-sure)

Late night at home.
(It be a wooden leg)
Pizza, cookie dough.
(Me hand's a hook, see?)
She bought Oreo's yesterday.
(Me matey's caused ya pain)
I chowed 'em down all the way.
(And the sharks thar be hungryyyyy)

[Singing the "Everytime" intro]
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
(Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!)
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
And everytime ya walk the plank
We steal yer jewels 'n' gold
Them hungry crocs
And maybe even gators
And everytime me parrot talk to me
I hear his voice, his voice, it be
It be like Gilbert Gottfried

(**STG**)
Say it ain't so.
Gilbert Gottfried's dope
He's on Hollywood Squares
Iago the Parrot! Oh (bleep)!
Say it ain't so
We're out of dough.
Can't go to lunch.
Buger King! Oh no!

(**Together, singing the "Everytime" intro**)
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
At night ya came
We tied ya up
And stole yer rum!

We pillage towns, we ride the tide, and
(Say it ain't so.
We're out of dough.)
Sail the Seven Seas
And kill some nat-ives
(Can't go to lunch.)
I guess 'cause we be pirates
(Buger King! Oh no!)

(**STG**)
Lay off the cheese.
(It be a wooden leg)
Please pretty please.
(Please forgive me)
And I will pay you,
(We'll make ya walk the plank)
100 bucks from me.
(And we'll leave singing shantees!!)

Say it ain't so.
(Aaarrrgghhh)
We're out of dough.
(Arrrrggghhh)
Can't go to lunch.
(Avast me landlubbers!)
Buger King! Oh no!
(Arrrrggghhhh!)
Lay off the cheese.
(Ship ahoy!)
Please pretty please.
(That thar shark be hungry!)
And I will pay you,
(It be wooden; it be nice)
Yes, I will pay you.
(Everytime ya walk the plank)
A hundred bucks from me.
(Everytime I ride the tide)

(**Together**)
Saaaaaaayyyyy it aiiiiinnnn't soooooooooo!