-> "Stewardess"
Original Song Title:
"Air Hostess"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stewardess"
The Lyrics
(Let's go! Yeah! Alright!)
Stalking through the terminal
I froze like a popsicle
You left when you heard me call
The guards rushed you on the plane
Didn't think i'd see you again
I've got you stuck in my brain
(Let's go!)
Then when the engine started
I thought that you'd departed
I didn't know you got stuck there
Before the wheels had lifted
I jumped and i had hitched it yeah
Stewardess
I think i've made a mess
Hanging on for life but i felt much better
When the cabin crew threw me a ladder
I messed my pants
I thought i'd missed my chance
Gotta see you soon or i'm dead by noon
From the lurking British Press
Stewardess
Sat down just across the aisle
Then stared at you for a while
I swear i'm no paedophile
Then you said something to the crew
You said i was stalking you
I know it's sad because it's true
The crew are standing gawking
You told them i'd been stalking
They didn't know i'm crazed and sad
But now they won't stop staring
A million people think i'm mad
(No!)
Stewardess
You know i won't confess
All my darkest secrets they don't know me better
All 13 posters and 10 love letters
You told the staff
Now they all think i'm daft
Bought you a balloon so i'll see you soon
Can i come stay in your room?
Stewardess
Na na nana na na nana na na nana na na nana
Na na nana na na nana na na nana
I've now been here 5 hours
I badly need a shower
I can't believe you enjoy my pain
The plane has almost landed
And i'm completely stranded now
Stewardess
Why must you make me guess?
Yes i hate to fly and i feel like barfing
Gave me a strange look 'cos i called you darling
You slapped my face
'Cos i asked for a date
Too late too soon for your hotel room
See you again someday?
Stewardess
You were my stewardess
Til you made me confess
Stewardess
Why, Stewardess
And can i take a guess?
Stewardess
Ooooh...
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