Oh no, no

The dream is running through my mind
It takes me back to being signed
I need more pens for autographs
This is going to be a laugh

Touring is going to be a blast
Rehiring all the old band staff
I wish there were just four,
But there's going to be lots more

What did we reform for?
I just want to go on tour
Learning songs like crazy
To make lots of money
That's what we need the fame for
Teaming up with four more
Our fans are in their twenties
There's going to be a frenzy
That's what we reformed for,
That's what we reformed for

So we might chart Number 3
But it will not worry me
Being in this band makes me proud
We've learned how to work the crowd

So I know our fans won't roam
The latest record sales have shown
There's a gap in the market there
One Direction should beware

What did we reform for?
I just want to go on tour
Learning songs like crazy
To make lots of money
That's what we need the fame for
Teaming up with four more
Our fans are in their twenties
There's going to be a frenzy
That's what we reformed for,
That's what we reformed for

Pop bosses will shout “hooray!”
Wondering what the papers will say
“They're good,” they'll sigh, our album will chart so high
Teenage girls will press rewind watching our videos online
We'll be filling up dance floors
This mad frenzy is what we reformed for
Is what we reformed for

We really want to bring the funk
We'll be adored at the bank
We'll stick around, won't say goodbye
Even release our own pork pies

That's what we reformed for
I just want to go on tour
Learning songs like crazy
To make lots of money
That's what we need the fame for
Teaming up with four more
Our fans are in their twenties
There's going to be a frenzy
That's what we reformed for,
That's what we reformed for