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Song Parodies -> "Before She Cheats"
Original Song Title:
"Before He Cheats"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carrie Underwood
Parody Song Title:
"Before She Cheats"
Parody Written by:
Koibito No Yami (Gared)
The Lyrics
Hey, hey, hey! Girls cheat too...don't get that twisted.
Right now – She’s probably in the club
With some grill-mouthed gangsta
And it’s probably getting nippy
Right now – She’s probably zipping up
That Gucci sweater that I bought her
Bump-N-Grinding to some 50
Right now – She’s probably at the bar
Drinking cheap little shots of
Heavy-iced Disaronno
And she don’t know
That I drove my Jeep into the back
Of her little ghetto torn-up half-ass shack
Cut up all her fluffy cotton sheets
I took a six-inch barrel to her T.V.
Smashed the windows, crushed her Wii
Maybe next time she’ll think
Before she cheats
Right now – She’s probably programming
His sidekick’s number
With some crappy little ringtone
Right now – He’s probably saying
“Let’s go”, - and he’s a – thinking
That he’s gonna get her stoned
Right now – She’s probably checking out
Some horoscope telling her
To make out with a Virgo
Oh but she don’t know
That I drove my Jeep into the back
Of her little ghetto torn-up half-ass shack
Cut up all her fluffy cotton sheets
I took a six-inch barrel to her T.V.
Smashed the windows, crushed her Wii
Maybe next time she’ll think
Before she cheats
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next guy
Cause the next time that she cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me…
Cause I drove my Jeep into the back
Of her little ghetto torn-up half-ass shack
Cut up all her fluffy cotton sheets
I took a six-inch barrel to her T.V.
Smashed the windows, crushed her Wii
Maybe next time she’ll think
Before she cheats…
Ooh…Before she cheats
With some grill-mouthed gangsta
And it’s probably getting nippy
Right now – She’s probably zipping up
That Gucci sweater that I bought her
Bump-N-Grinding to some 50
Right now – She’s probably at the bar
Drinking cheap little shots of
Heavy-iced Disaronno
And she don’t know
That I drove my Jeep into the back
Of her little ghetto torn-up half-ass shack
Cut up all her fluffy cotton sheets
I took a six-inch barrel to her T.V.
Smashed the windows, crushed her Wii
Maybe next time she’ll think
Before she cheats
Right now – She’s probably programming
His sidekick’s number
With some crappy little ringtone
Right now – He’s probably saying
“Let’s go”, - and he’s a – thinking
That he’s gonna get her stoned
Right now – She’s probably checking out
Some horoscope telling her
To make out with a Virgo
Oh but she don’t know
That I drove my Jeep into the back
Of her little ghetto torn-up half-ass shack
Cut up all her fluffy cotton sheets
I took a six-inch barrel to her T.V.
Smashed the windows, crushed her Wii
Maybe next time she’ll think
Before she cheats
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next guy
Cause the next time that she cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me…
Cause I drove my Jeep into the back
Of her little ghetto torn-up half-ass shack
Cut up all her fluffy cotton sheets
I took a six-inch barrel to her T.V.
Smashed the windows, crushed her Wii
Maybe next time she’ll think
Before she cheats…
Ooh…Before she cheats
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Well, it's better than the original. I ould find myself humming this tune rather than Underwood's. 454.
I liked this. I'm still going to make my own though. I thought up one much scarier than this. Hopefully, it isn't too scary for this site.
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