-> "Before I Eat"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Before He Cheats"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Before I Eat"
				Parody Written by: 
Andy Trahan
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Back then I’d buy a lot of food and I’d cook it all at once cuz I was feelin really hungry
But now I have to eat what’s left, because I’ve gotten to the point where I am running low on money
And so, dunno how long it’s been out so I grab a bite that’s been there for a month but even so-oh 
I didn’t know
So I sunk my teeth into a bite
Of that salmonella ridden pizza slice
Then I felt my stomach getting weak
I held it till I couldn’t hold no more
Then threw up on the bedroom floor
Maybe next time I’ll think before I eat
Right now, it’s three years after the first verse and I must tell you I’ve learned my lesson
I know, never to cook food all at once cuz salmonella isn’t really worth messin
I’m on, my way to McDonalds, just to get a big mac or something mo-ore
But I don’t know
So I sunk my teeth in to the side
Of that greasy old burger and took a bite
Then I felt my stomach getting weak
I thought “I think I’ve felt this before”
Threw up on the restraunt floor
Maybe next time I’ll think bout where I eat
I think I’ll try to save my nausea for the next time
Cuz the next time that I eat
I hope it won’t be on me
No, not on me
Yeah, I sunk my teeth into the pizza slice
Then I got those McDonalds burger bites
Then I felt my stomach getting weak
I held it till I couldn’t hold no more
Both times I threw up on the floor
Maybe next time I’ll think before I eat
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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