-> "Every Mime I Punch"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Everytime we touch"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Every Mime I Punch"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I can't hear your voice when you're trying to scream
This dude feels my touch, when choking
Outliving the silence when seeing you cry
I'll beat you, but I don't know why
With every mime I punch, you get a beating
And every mime I kick, I make that clown fly
Man that's gotta smart, beat *ss 
And soon you'll wear cast
Beat you while your tied
With every mime I punch, I feel satanic
And every mime I kick in box he can't whine
I may have broke your heart, knees, elbow
And why? I dunno
Stab you with that knife*
(Crappy techno solo)
My harm causes hassle 
Facepaint needs to die
Each swipe brings some cheers
Bid goodbye
From hood come the bad mimes
Who begin to brawl
A quiet uprise makes me bawl
I'm getting mimely punched, I'm getting beatings
 And those suspender whips, are whacking my thighs
I should have never start beat *ss
Cause now I have cast
Frenchies sure can fight
Cause ever mime I punched has gone traumatic
And every mime I kicked, now leech to behind
Can't you phone the police?! Go!!!!!!!
Don't touch the afro!!!!
Or stab me with that knife!!!!
(More crappy techno)
Cause d*mn those mimes can punch
They got me squealing
Like a cat I try to hiss
I swear losing my mind
What the heck is, "Fart eat bass?"
That brain cell was last
With mimes don't pick a fight
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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