-> "Every Time I Hit (Ode to Battleship)"
Original Song Title:
"Every Time We Touch"
Parody Song Title:
"Every Time I Hit (Ode to Battleship)"
The Lyrics
I hid my cruiser where you never will find
My skill is so much you can't match
I've got my destroyer somewhere on the grid
Without it you just cannot win
Cuz every time I hit
It sends you reeling
And every time you miss
I grin at your sigh
Do you have it on J-3?
I'm going to be
Winner of this game
Cuz every time I hit
You feel the danger
And every time you miss
I laugh at your guys
Can't you see I almost know
I'm getting so close
Gonna win this game
Your sub's horizontal, it's sinking so fast
Next move you'll be down to one guy
I'm good and you're bad, friend
You can't win them all
I've still got three ships to fall
Cuz every time I hit
You feel like kneeling
And every time you miss
I swear I'm so sly
Will you give up very fast
You're not gonna last
Give me one more try
Cuz every time I hit
I'm making progress
And every time you miss
I'm nowhere in sight
You have something on B-4
And there's nothing more
Gonna win this game
Cuz every time I hit
It sends you reeling
And every time you miss
I grin at your sigh
I just got your missing boat
Your hope is remote
I just won this game
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