-> "See My Inbox Flow (Mail Today)"
Original Song Title:
"Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)"
Original Performer:
Celtic Woman/Enya
Parody Song Title:
"See My Inbox Flow (Mail Today)"
The Lyrics
SEE MY INBOX OVERFLOW (MAIL TODAY)
More junk mail, more junk mail, let the ether garbage flow
Let me screech at this breach, on the scores of trickery
Let them fail, and derail, they e-bash on my e-door
They can't reach, they just leech, bank ID they wanna see
De de, de-lete
De de, de-lete
De-lete
Mail today, mail today, mail today
Go away, go away, go away
Seek to cheat, trip your feet, system beat
Click delete, click delete, click delete
All that spam makes me damn, as we wade in foul mammon
Off'ring me lunch for free, all the wiles of usury
Stranger who claims knows you, disempower that babble-con
Escapee has to be far beneath the Coral Sea
De, de-lete
De, de-lete
De, de-lete
Nought to say, nought to say, nought to say
Go away, go away, go away
Seek to cheat, and unseat, reap your wheat
Click delete, click delete, click delete
From the north to the south, bounce off artificial moon
From the east to the west, any server opportune
Carried free on the waves of newfound technology
By some geek in batcaves of e-criminology
Sending mail, sending mail, watch your inbox overflow
On your trail, bite your tail (here to stay, everyday)
We can steer, stay well clear with our passwords under seal
Don't reply, say goodbye - all your friends and privacy
Face the gale, make it fail (flail away, mail today? bail in-tray)
Out of reach, nasty creach, sinister chicanery
Do not hail, spammer nail (mailer flay, it's OK, it's child's play)
From Joe Blow in Togo in some internet cafe
Make him fail, land in jail, (mail away, fail away, jail to stay)
Post no bail, make him wail (wail away, jail to stay, never stray)
Make him pay, make him stay, cell all day
Lay on hay, rue the day, mail this way
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