-> "Casino"
Original Song Title:
"Hero"
Parody Song Title:
"Casino"
The Lyrics
I am so high
I just rolled sevens
I am so high
Stay here forever
Lucky sevens,
Be spendin' our money
And they say the casinos will break us
I'm not gonna chance it on fate
I'll roll on, win the chips from illegals
And watch as their minds fill with hate
Someone told me
Casinos enslave us
But how can that be?
Look what it's made us!
A world full of winning
Just beginning our luck'll never change
And they said the casino would break us
I'm not gonna stop till I break
I'll hold on till the gangsters and wierdos
Have taken their leave with no takes
Now that the night is near ending
I've got no spending to do
Wasn't for those darn casinos
Then maybe i'd have money too
Now we know that casinos can't make us
We're not gonna gamble for stakes
I'll hold on to the cash that's still legal
And use it to buy interstate
They've flattened us
(Flattened us)
They've battered us
(Battered us)
As we all drive away
They've smothered us
(Smothered us)
They've buggered us
(Buggered us)
As we all fly away, yeah
And they've knotted us
(Knotted us)
They've potted us
(Potted us)
As we all ride away
Oh, woe!...
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