Sit on my chair
Try to watch Simpsons
But it ain't there
Not even reruns

No, Big Brother
Is on, where Bart should be

My mates say that Big Brother's the coolest
I have to say I can't agree
Just these people who live with each other
Voters evict the votees

Saw on TV
Big Bro will come back
Could someone kill me?
I can not take that

A house full of housemates
How does that make, a show addicting?

While I try to watch my fave TV shows
Big Brother will be there instead
I ask how long will the season last fo'
Then I can stop bashing heads

Now that the season is over
I can go watch the good ol' tube
And at the same time I might as well
Put out the Dreamworld fire too

And I know that I've committed a crime
And I'll be sent to rot in jail
But at least their TV will have Primetime
And I won't be bugged by mail

And the TV slots (time slots)
All taken up (by that)
Dumb reality show

I don't see the point (of it)
Don't int'rest me (all those)
Twits living together

For one million (dollars)
Australian (that is)
At least in my country

Dumb show...