Song Parodies -> "Shitter"

Original Song Title:

"Picture"

Original Performer:

Cheryl Crow/ Kidd Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Shitter"

Parody Written by:

Mark Bonta

The Lyrics

Ate Thursday night at Taco Bell,
Different taste every bite of the corn shell
I ate more than I should've of, I see that now
Kept fillin' up on ________ and nachos,
Wish I brought a bottle o' pepto
I was up all night, couldn't keep my dinner down

Sat on the shitter Friday pushin' the pain away
Praying through the cryin' until noon
There on the shitter I stayed, couldn't get off all day
My butt cheeks are blue and I'm high on methane fumes

You called me last night on the telephone,
Couldn't answer 'cause I was home alone
I heard it ringing but afraid to stand up straight
I been sittin' right here for a long time,
My legs are numb from my curved spine
I ain't left the bathroom in 3 damn days

Still on the shitter today. This pain ain't goin' away
I finished my reader's digest this afternoon
Here on the shitter I stay, haven't been off all day
At least I've memorized all the ingredients in my shampoo

I heard ya today ring the doorbell,
"Where have you been?!" I heard you yell
I screamed for help but then I heard you drive away
Livin' on sink water and toothpaste,
I think my 'roids have been laid waste
I'd wipe, but I ran OUTTA PAPER YESTERDAY!

Still on the shitter today, 10 pounds less I weigh
You should stay back, or my disease you might catch
So on the shitter I'll stay, I'll be here another day
But I'll stop singing for now, 'cause I feel another batch

Oh, please put me out my misery,.......light a match....

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eject. E-G-E-C-T - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Gross!!!!! I think this should be on Whatfreaks, not only because of the content, but also because there's at least one obscenity.

eject. E-G-E-C-T - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh, and you also misspelled the original artists' names. Should be Sheryl Crow and Kid rock (with only one D).

Mark - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Just wanted a chance to defend my own parody: I understand that content like this can be somewhat offensive to some people, but I've read ones on this site that are much worse....and not funny at all. Also, I noticed that the pacing was rated a "2", so I wanted to mention that I've been a musician for 22 years, I've played this song to a live audience, and the pacing is perfect. However, I want to thank the 1st commenter for the "Whatfreaks" reference...I didn't know it existed & I've submitted my possibly "offensive" parodies there. Ciao

eject. E-G-E-C-T - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment

I see what you mean; however, I don't like the fact that there's an obscenity in the title.

Mark - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment

I respect that, but what bothers me a little is that I submitted another parody that was merely "suggestive" concerning a sexual subject and it wasn't even posted. Yet, I've read some very sexually explicit parodies on this site, and they contain no humor factor...apparently the author thinks it's funny just to say the words in a song. Go figure....at least there's whatfreaks Ciao

aoid - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I got four words: not clever, not funny.

Trance - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Thought it was hilarious.

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