I liked having Pete
Until I found that I didn't need him
He used to beg me to say he's "the man"
But he's not at all, where I began
Cuz long before having Pete
I had a little Joe, I had a little Joe
How intoxicating!
It was fascinating!
It was motivating!
Now it's Sam I'm dating!
We used to hold hands and watch the bright sunset
I thought that was as good as it could get
But long before pleasing Pete
I knew how to please Joe, I acted like a hoe
How exhilarating!
It was stimulating!
I'm exaggerating!
I like double-dating!
Now Pete's medicating!
But who was the best?
Want more
Got whore?
Boys are fun
I liked having Pete
Thank god that I found Joe, thank god for guys like Joe
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