-> "Grilled Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"Right Thurr"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Grilled Cheese"
Parody Written by:
Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters
The Lyrics
Uh! ay Derek
huh?
look at gurl right thurr
Yuck!
she makes say ew, ew ew ew
look what she wearing too...
(hook, sung by girl)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, ( grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, (grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
she can't fit inside of those of pants but tryin'
fat girl stands by the oven to watch her chicken fryin'
she'll leave you with broken bones if you bump an grind
an snatch up the last piece of chicken if it's deep fried
look at her hips (yuck) look at her legs ain't she fat?
I shole wouldn't mind puttin' that on slim fast (fast)
it makes me kinda nauseous cause them jeans just don't fit
fat saggin' over her belt buckle an' wrists,
she look wrong err minute, from the day to the night,
if you seen her once you'd poke out both ya eyes with a knife
I wanna fly like an eagle, so far away
cause this the type of girl that make a nigga turn gay.
(hook, sung by girl)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, (grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, (grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
She be eatin' at burger king,
eatin' the onion rings, man she's so mean
I can't even get a piece damn she's so fat
look at the rolls up on her back, gave 300 not to eat
cause I don't wanna see that she stay at the food court
likes to eat, now let's be honest, in real life
she look like a pig on it's back haunches
she look so nasty when she stuffing that gut
even the ugliest niggas look away from her butt.
goes back for a second helpin', her teeth are like a lethal weapon
shit! I pray to god the bitch don't move her hips.
if ever you've ever seen her hungry you just might cry,
she'll body slam your ass for the last french fry
(hook, sung by girl)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, (grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, (grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
I hate it when she talks to me
cause her breath smells like ass an cheese
ew, ew, ew, ew,
look what she wearing too
I hate it when she talks to me (oh no!)
cause her breath smells like ass an cheese
ew, ew, ew, ew,
look what she wearing too
her favorite type of food is some pork chops (mm..)
one time she even ate a shortstop (damn)
she really tries to twerk but can't get that far
one time the girl even ate a mayo jar.
on her chicken she likes honey, (honey)
she'll eat something funny if she's hungry fo a lil' piece money
she ain't in sports illustrated it's like a scene out of scream, in the mornin' when wakes up causes her face something mean
(hook, sung by girl)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, (grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
i like it when you cook my grilled cheese, (grilled cheese)
don't use too much pepper it makes me sneeze (makes me sneeze)
she's so fat
uh huh
she's so fat
uh huh
she's so fat
uh huh
she's so fat
uh huh
ew, ew, ew ,ew
look what she wearing too
she's so fat
yeah
she's so fat
yeah
she's so fat
yeah
she's so fat
damn!!!!
ew, ew ,ew ew
look what she wearing too
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