-> "My Furr"
Original Song Title:
"Right Thurr"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Furr"
The Lyrics
Uh, hey leopard, (what?)
Look at that fur right there (oh)
It make me say
Ooh, ooh, (soft) ooh, ooh, (warm) do what you do
[Chorus:]
I like the way i'm touching my furr (my furr)
Snuggle up with the body', let out you're purr (let out your purr)
I like the way i'm touching my furr (my furr)
Ugly lips that aint moving, that make me brrr
[Chingy]
I like the way the colors from france, see ya fine (fine)
Your momma a leopard cub, she far from dead (dead)
The type of cloak that'll get you top and go make you a stat (star)
I'm thinkin' about snatchin' some up, dirty, makin' her clean
Look at her hips, (none) look at her legs, ain't she stuffed? (stuffed)
I sure wouldn't mind hittin' that when alive (alive)
I like it when I touch it cuz I moan a little bit
Spots saggin' so I can see her breasts a l'il bit
I know you grown a little bit, 1 year old, you legal
Don't trip off as my rug, just hop on the beagle
I swooped on her like an eagle swoopin' down on its prey
I know you popular, but you gon be J-LO's today
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
[Chingy]
She be shoppin' in Pontiac
Just look at her front and back
Man she so stuffed and she know that I want that
Her man, he's so wack, girl can I taste yo blood
for three hundred to step, you are a throwback
She stay with her cubs,(cubs) I can be seein' she got it modest
In real life, leopard remind me of Sabor the tiger
She be on my back, (yeah) Their impressed when i Pass (yeah)
All the high rollin' cats looking at her @$$
Ain't no half leaping, (leaping) she strapped wit some nice teeth(teeth)
Trick, it's against the law for them to shoot her dead
If you ever seen her dirty, your mouth gon' a drop
Worldwide cleaners tell you she needs a bath
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
[Chingy]
I like the way she laying there (c'mon)
Plus I like it when she stay awake (lay there)
Ooh, (uh-huh) ooh, ooh, ooh, (uh-huh) do what you don't do (whoo)
I like the way she doin' nothing (c'mon)
Plus I like it when she stay awake (say it)
Ooh, (uh-huh) ooh, ooh, ooh, (uh-huh) do what you don't do (whoo)
[Chingy]
Gimme what you eat for a pork chop (uh)
She threw it at me like a weak-link(uh)
Workin' in a Factory Floor Top
Then they back her up on me and let it drop (drop)
Make it drop (boing) eat a bunny (hunny)
Girl can I touch you where you eat people's hands
or a purse and you'll give me some babies
She should pose for Furs Illustrated
It's like a picture perfect rug
When she pass all the other girls hate it
(But I...)
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
I like that (no way)
I like that (smells bad)
I like that (bloody teeth)
I like that (Track #)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, do what you don't do
I like that (no)
I like that (ho)
I like that (s0)
I like that (Chingy)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, do what you don't do
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