-> "Hairy Hurr"
Original Song Title:
"Right Thurr"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hairy Hurr"
Parody Written by:
George Ariza & Kaleb Trujillo
The Lyrics
[Chorus:]
I hate the way you have that hairy hurr (hairy hurr)
Swing your lips when you're talkin', all that hurr (all that hurr)
I hate the way you have that hairy hurr (hairy hurr)
Lick your lips when you're talkin', that make me gurr
[Chingy]
I hate the way you look in them mustache, see ya whine (whine)
Your momma ain?t no quarter piece, ain?t a dime (dime)
type of girl that'll neva getcha' up and go make you grind (grind)
I'm thinkin' about snatchin' her up, dirty, shavin' her line
Look at her lips, (what?) look at her chin, she ain't stacked (stacked)
I sure wouldn't mind shavin' that from her back (back)
I hate it when I touch it cuz she moan a l'il bit
Shirt saggin' so I can see her hair a l'il bit
I know you grown a little bit, twenty years old, you legal
Don't trip off my people, just hop in the regal
I swooped on her like an eagle swoopin' down on its prey
I know you ugly, but you gon' be hairier today
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
[Chingy]
She be shoppin' in Frontenac
Just look at her front and back
Man she so stacked and she know I don?t whant want that
Her man, he's so wack, girl can I taste yo khaki
for three hundred to step, like buyin' a throwback
She stay in the club,(club) I can be seein' she got it honest
In real life, girl remind me of Pocahontas
She be at events, (yeah) so I'm impressed when she pass (yeah)
All the high rollin' cats wanna pay for that ass
Ain't no half steppin', (steppin') she strapped wit a nice weapon (weapon)
Trick, it's against the law for her to move them hips
If you ever seen her dirty, your mouth gon' drop
Worldwide fools probably tell you this off tops
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
[Chingy]
I like the way she doin' that (c'mon)
Plus I like it when she bring it back (say it)
Ooh, (uh-huh) ooh, ooh, ooh, (uh-huh) do what you do (whoo)
I like the way she doin' that (c'mon)
Plus I like it when she bring it back (say it)
Ooh, (uh-huh) ooh, ooh, ooh, (uh-huh) do what you do (whoo)
[Chingy]
Gimme what you got for a pork chop (uh)
She threw it at me like I was a short-stop (uh)
Workin' in a Fatty Girl Hugga Top
Then she back it up on me and let it drop (drop)
Make it hop (boing) like a bunny (bunny)
Girl can I touch you where it's suny
or a purse and make you give her some money
She should pose for Sports Illustrated
It's like a picture perfect site
When she pass all the other girls hate it
(But I...)
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (uh-huh)
I like that (Track stars)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, do what you do
I like that (yeah)
I like that (yeah)
I like that (yeah)
I like that (Chingy)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, do what you do
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