-> "Berzerk"
Original Song Title:
"Right Thurr"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Berzerk"
The Lyrics
Uh, hey Junkie, what
I think i've gone berzerk
You make me say
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh what you do
(chorus)
I like it when i'm goiong berzerk
Moving around the maze, not getting scared
(repeat)
Berzerk is a cool video game that's fine
It's a quarter a game, and it doesn't cost a dime
The interuder alert means it's button-pushing time
The smiling evil otto will make the humanoid mine
The enemies, (what?) up in the maze fire their own
I'm just a humanoid and I can do it alone
I shoot at the enemies when I score some points
I move around the maze to get out this joint
And like a timex watch, I keep on ticking,
I'm fighting like a robot, but the voice says, "Chicken"
"get the humanoid" and "The humanoid can't escape"
Berzerk still reigns on baby boomers today
(repeat chorus 2x)
When Evil Otto goes fast
I killed robots just that
Must escape that, Otto don't like that
The walls so dead, I don't wanna touch that
The humanoid's a mouse and EVil Otto's a cat
Berzerk is a game, most fans do want us
'Cause it beats the crap out of watchin' Pocahontas
If I get bonus points, kill 'em all and i'll pass
If I don't get points, i'm a pain in the (beep)
Joystick gets steppin' button is the weapon
Berzerk was very hip when it was a hit
When B&G sang the song, boy my jaw did drop
1980 was a year that the games were tops
(repeat chorus 2x)
Go get the humanoid
The humanoid must not escpae
Ooh, ooh, ooh ,ooh, what you do
Coin detected in pocket
Fight like a robot, chicken
ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, what you do
Berzerk is a game, and it can't stop
Frenzy was a sequel that didn't flop
Very cool marquee on the game's top
I can hear the voices when the quarter drops
Otto hops (sfx: boing!) like a bunny
Otto smiles like the sky is sunny
It's been mentioned in "Arcade Fever"
It's a cool arcade sight
When I pass, all the robots diss me
but i...
(repeat chorus 2x)
I like that
I like that
I like that
I like that
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, what you do
(repeat)
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