-> "Dirrty"
Original Song Title:
"Dirrty"
Parody Song Title:
"Dirrty"
Parody Written by:
Autumn
The Lyrics
[REDMAN]
Ahh, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty, you nasty.
Too dirrty for me to get near you.
If you ain't dirrty-
Then you got some Beeeeeee Ooooh.
Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
There's a stinch in the room.
Ring the alarm (and I'm holding my nose) [7xs]
Oh, you're overdue.
Give me some room
Cause you smell like poo.
You've got doo doo
On your shoe.
Me and the girls gonna spray parfume.
My head's spinning (cause you stink)
You're so dirrty (yes, you reek)
You need that soap to lose the dirt
Man, you're makin' my nose hurt.
It's disgusting, you smell so musty (oh)
Still sweatin', twenty-fo' sev'n,
Flies are droppin', people are stoppin' (oh)
No question, time for some action:
Please grab the hose (can you get it?)
So I can spray down your clothes.
Look at the boys
And the girls
Your stinch makes them hurl.
CHORUS:
Wanna get clean?
Man, not bathing really stinks.
That's alot of filth dont you think??
You're so dirrty.
It's about time that you took a shower.
you're gettin more filthy by the hour.
you're really starting to smell sour.
you're so dirrty.
It's about time for your shower.
Ah, heat is up.
The ladies and fellas
Drop their cups.
Your body's hot
Front and back.
Your sweat is pouring,
I don't like that.
You're tight hip huggers need a wash
If you shake a little somethin' I might get squashed
You need that soap to lose the dirt
Man, you're makin' my nose hurt.
Let's be open, you smell like you're dopin' (oh oh)
Your smell keeps going, growing and growing
There's no stoppin', the flies are still droppin' (oh)
It's not shocking that everyone's talking
About your filth (it's just nasty)
Try B.O pills.
Look at the boys
and the girls
Your stinch makes them hurl
CHORUS:
Wanna get clean?
Man, not bathing really stinks.
That's alot of filth dont you think??
You're so dirrty.
It's about time that you took a shower.
you're gettin more filthy by the hour.
you're really starting to smell sour.
you're so dirrty.
It's about time for your shower.
Here it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
A bath, it's a bath
Yup, that's a fact
Getting just what you need
To the maximum
Yipee, there you go (there you go)
You can tell when the water
Hits your bod
That the stinch is fading
A whole whole lot
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna go in shock
Yipee, there you go (there you go)
Oooooh ooh oohh, yeah yeah
CHORUS:
Wanna get clean?
Man, not bathing really stinks.
That's alot of filth dont you think??
You're so dirrty.
It's about time that you took a shower.
you're gettin more filthy by the hour.
you're really starting to smell sour.
you're so dirrty.
It's about time for your shower....
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