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Song Parodies -> "All Your Base Are Belong to Us"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Marmelade"
Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera and Company
Parody Song Title:
"All Your Base Are Belong to Us"
Parody Written by:
Chris
The Lyrics
By looking at the title, you can tell this song is going to have some MAJOR grammatical errors. This is being done on purpose. For those of you who don't know, this is based on the intro in America's most poorly translated video game to date, Zero Wing.
In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.
How are you gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen? How are you gentlemen?
What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Oh we get signal -- It's you!
He said "How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us!"
BRIDGE
You are on the way to destruction
I responded, "What you say!!"
Then he stated "You have no chance
to survive make your time."
CHORUS
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us.
It got in a message board, became a fad.
Bigger than "So-and-so ate my balls"
and "This guy vs. Mr. T" yeah.
BRIDGE
CHORUS
(RAP)
Yeah, yeah, uh.
It got through to the market with a poor translation.
We didn't think about the translation till later.
Soon after that it became a revelation.
These quotes will be funny forever.
Disagree? Well that's you, and I'm sorry.
I'm-a keep playing these quotes out like Atari.
Translation errors from the big Chong Ching
made these bad-ass quotes from Zero Wing.
(How are you gentlemen? How are you gentlemen?)
Next time you see "Push to start", ya'll better leave it be,
if you wanna set somebody up-a,
up-a the-a bomb-a WHAT?
Just shut up and make your time.
Uh! One more time come on.
Make your time. (Ooh)
Baby, make your time. (Ooh)
Make your time. (Ooh)
Hey! HEY! Heeeeey yeah yeah yeah!
Captain!
Hey you, take off every 'zig'!
Hey, you know what you doing now.
Move 'zig' for great justice.
GREAT-JUS-TICE
Congraturation!
You won cuz all
bases of cats were destroyed.
It seems peaceful but it's incorrect.
CATS-A-LIVE!
BRIDGE
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us, to us.
Crew. (Somebo-o-o-o-dy set up us the bomb!)
Captain. (Hey hey! What you say!)
Cats. (Hey! Hey! All your base are belong to us!)
'Zig'. (For great justice!)
Zero Wing. (O-ooh! Oh! Oh!)
You have no chance here...
...to survive make your time, oooh, yes-ah!
How are you gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen?
How are you gentlemen? How are you gentlemen?
What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Oh we get signal -- It's you!
He said "How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us!"
BRIDGE
You are on the way to destruction
I responded, "What you say!!"
Then he stated "You have no chance
to survive make your time."
CHORUS
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us.
It got in a message board, became a fad.
Bigger than "So-and-so ate my balls"
and "This guy vs. Mr. T" yeah.
BRIDGE
CHORUS
(RAP)
Yeah, yeah, uh.
It got through to the market with a poor translation.
We didn't think about the translation till later.
Soon after that it became a revelation.
These quotes will be funny forever.
Disagree? Well that's you, and I'm sorry.
I'm-a keep playing these quotes out like Atari.
Translation errors from the big Chong Ching
made these bad-ass quotes from Zero Wing.
(How are you gentlemen? How are you gentlemen?)
Next time you see "Push to start", ya'll better leave it be,
if you wanna set somebody up-a,
up-a the-a bomb-a WHAT?
Just shut up and make your time.
Uh! One more time come on.
Make your time. (Ooh)
Baby, make your time. (Ooh)
Make your time. (Ooh)
Hey! HEY! Heeeeey yeah yeah yeah!
Captain!
Hey you, take off every 'zig'!
Hey, you know what you doing now.
Move 'zig' for great justice.
GREAT-JUS-TICE
Congraturation!
You won cuz all
bases of cats were destroyed.
It seems peaceful but it's incorrect.
CATS-A-LIVE!
BRIDGE
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us, to us.
All your base are belong to us, to us.
Crew. (Somebo-o-o-o-dy set up us the bomb!)
Captain. (Hey hey! What you say!)
Cats. (Hey! Hey! All your base are belong to us!)
'Zig'. (For great justice!)
Zero Wing. (O-ooh! Oh! Oh!)
You have no chance here...
...to survive make your time, oooh, yes-ah!
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