-> "Cootie"
Original Song Title:
"Goodies"
Parody Song Title:
"Cootie"
The Lyrics
(Ciara)
My Cootie, My Cootie, My cootie
Not my Cootie!
(Petey Pablo)
I got a sick reputation for handling parts
All I need is me a few seconds or more
And in my rap
Tell doctor to bring that back
And I ain't comin' back
So you can put a part right there
I'm the truth
And you can ask anybody
cuz they see me through it
Tongue & face, I run right through 'em
I'm used to 'em
Throw all the die you want for 1 use
You still get all the parts up in a kiddie bedroom
On the back pickin' out on the die of 2
(I love you boo)
Yeah freak & Petey love you too
ha ha
You know how I do
(Ciara)
(Hook)
You may look at me and think that I'm
just a young bug
But i'm not just a young bug
Baby, this is what i'm looking for
Plastic, independent, Out to build it type to get it done
I'm not bein' too dramatic, that's the way I gotta have it
(chorus)
I bet you want a Cootie
Bet you thought about it
Because you could not bother
Doesn't mean I talk about it
Look out for the Cootie
It's a board game in a Target store
Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh
Just because you rolled a 6
means you get back legs of 2
And my head's a nookie, not no cookie
And i'm no rookie, Still i'm...
Plastic, independent, if you got it, then you already know
I'm not bein' too dramatic,that's the way I gotta have it
If you roll a 6, parts will hit
and you're building smart
I'm not bein' too dramatic, that's the way I gotta have it
(repeat chorus)
(Petey)
Plastic, but not so young
Still got 6 for the tongue
Nice face on the one
But the bug isn't all
Hey shorty
This bug is bad, but he ain't bad
I'll show you what bad is
Bad is when you capable of bein' the baddest
I've been playin' at ever since I came to this planet
And I ain't quite there yet gettin' better at it
Matter of fact, lemme tell ya one more 'gain
All I got to do is tell a bug who I am (Cootie!)
Ain't no game in here that I can have
Bada boom bada bam ba bam!
(Ciara)
These classic board games think that i'm hot
But this Cootie is not
And the antenna is on my head, it's on the very top
Oh, you can hook legs later
By rolling just more numbers
I'm not changin' colors
Just respect the game you're playin'
(repeat chorus 2x)
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