Song Parodies -> "1,2 Sh*t"

Original Song Title:

"1,2 Step"

Original Performer:

Ciara

Parody Song Title:

"1,2 Sh*t"

Parody Written by:

Tyrell

The Lyrics

Lets just say i am not a fan of ciara please read it

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen (Ladies and gentlemen)
This is Jazze Phizal's (Jazze Phizal's) worst productshizzle,
Missy (Missy),
The trans sexual is here,
(it's here) Ciara, This beat is

[Verse1]
So stupid, why she write this, people say its a pile of shit
I guess to make money, be a honey, instead of a guy with a penis
When the radio started 2 play this junk
I thought I was gettin punk'd
( Where you at Ashton)
They changed his chest into some ti*ts
and then they started 2 play this 1,2 shit

[Chorus]
drop it, stomp it,
someone put this in the trash
Get off the floor
Because the DJ is about to play it some more
( Don't play this)
1,2 shit
( I hate this)
1,2 shit
( everybody bought this)
1,2 shit
This shit is

[Verse2]
A piece of crap, she should get slap, i didn't want to say it but
(Fat head made it)
So retarted, top charted
every since her penis departed
stop that stuff
cause she startin to taunt
she sings like a f*cking drunk
( f*cking drunk)
No i can't control this
But can the radio stop playin this 1,2 shit

[Chorus]
drop it, stomp it,
someone put this in the trash
Get off the floor
Because the DJ is about to play it some more
( Don't play this)
1,2 shit
( I hate this)
1,2 shit
( everybody bought this)
1,2 shit
This shit is

[Bridge]
It don't matter to me if she is a whore
(Ladies and gentlemen),
everyone pick her cd up and throw it on the floor
(I hate this ah),
Don't play that shit over here Mr. Dj
Or we will, we will lock you up
don't matter to me if she is a whore
(Ladies and gentlemen),
everyone pick her cd up and throw it on the floor
(I hate this ah),
Don't play that shit over here Mr. Dj
Or we will, we will lock you up
Lets break

[Missy]
I hate that bitch, just tryna make a hit
and get some money
Just face it guys she is a dude
Yes, i mean to be crude
She's like 6 foot 8
and looks like an ape
And use to be fat as big pun
Im tellin the truth i don't liike this song
i just rapped on that shit for fun

[Chorus]
drop it, stomp it,
someone put this in the trash
Get off the floor
Because the DJ is about to play it some more
( Don't play this)
1,2 shit
( I hate this)
1,2 shit
( everybody bought this)
1,2 shit
This shit is

Lets get our hearing repaired,
And get away from this Jazze Pha production, (oooohweee), (oooohwee)

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Vice President dip Cheney - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment

From now on, I don't think parodies should be accepted to the site if they contain uncensored swear words.

George W. Bulls**t - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Dick, if this parody bothers ya, don't read it. In fact, don't even leave a comment; that's exactly what this author wants us to do. Let's not egg him on, okay?

Adams Apple - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment

I will have 2 agree with George W. Bulls**t because u r just harin on him so don't leave a comment on here dumbass. Oh yes big props to Tyrell 5-5-5

K.Y.L.E - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I think this might be based on Dumb Ass Kid's parody 1, 2, Crap. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ciarafeatmissyelliott0.shtml

E.L.Y.K - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment

K>Y>L>E, shut up.

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