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Song Parodies -> "1, 2, Crap"
Original Song Title:
"1, 2, Step"
Original Performer:
Ciara feat Missy Elliott
Parody Song Title:
"1, 2, Crap"
Parody Written by:
Dumb Ass Kid
The Lyrics
No songs have angered me more than Ciara's "1, 2, Step", over-rated, over-played, over-sold. But as the greatest among us say, don't get mad, write a parody instead
Ladies and jellyspoons
Ladies and jellyspoons
This is a pile of shizzle (pile os shizzle) tormentizzle
P*ssy (P*ssy)
It's pain to the ear
(Hurts ear) Ciara, This song is
So traumatic, monotonic, lip-biting filthy trash
Hurts my ears un-melodic
The beat moves, I get depressed
Everybody, went and bought it
Said its 'naughty', kill somebody
Worse at parties, clarty-farty
Let me say it's 1, 2, crap
Stop it, somebody
Gonna drop down dead on the floor
Puts the dead to sleep
My poor ear's can't take much more
(Let me spell it)
1, 2, crap
(I hate it and it's)
1, 2, crap
(Everybody)
1, 2, crap
I'm about to kill someone
This song is
Over-rated, lasts for ages,
Makes me break it
(Sh*thead made it)
She's retarded, brain's departed
Ever since the intro started
Struts her stuff
And yes she's taunting
'Goodies' made me loose my marbles
(Lost marbles)
No I can't control my fists
So let me break it into bits
Stomp it, chomp it
Everybody burn the CD
Hate this single so
Why'd it get to number three?
(Hate this song it's)
1, 2, crap
(You love it but it's)
1, 2, crap
(Whole thing is just)
1, 2, crap
I'm about to lose my mind
(I'm gonna step on it like this. pheeeeeweee)
It don't matter to me
I can smash four
(Ladies and jellyspoons)
Every single crap beat dropped
Stains the floor
(I hate it it's p*ss)
She sings like she's drank beer
P*ssed up DJ
She is, she's p*ss-awful
Don't matter to her
She's raked it in
(Raked in money)
It's like a bag of crud dropped
And it's caked in
She sings it monotone
Best put in cage
(Ladies and jellyspoons)
And she will, she will shock you
Earth-quake
She aint no J-Lo
Ain't got no gold halo
'Cause I know she's missing the beats
I know before I've heard some awful songs
But they aint got sh*t on C-C
She's underage
And not used to stage
Un-sophisticated runt
She sings like a drunk
And she's way too young
Can't believe she's number one
(What?)
Shocking, lock it
Nobody should buy this CD
People buy this crap
Because she sings it with Missy
People can't you
(See it's crap)
Why'd you buy this
(Pile of crap)
Over-rated
(1, 2, crap)
Can't you see you've all been done?
Stop, selecting
This song on your music TV
Even worse if you've
Gone and bought the bloody CD
C-C what a
(Pile of crap)
Goodies was a
(Pile of crap)
This song's now called
(1, 2 crap)
We've got to burn them all
Ladies and jellyspoons
This is a pile of shizzle (pile os shizzle) tormentizzle
P*ssy (P*ssy)
It's pain to the ear
(Hurts ear) Ciara, This song is
So traumatic, monotonic, lip-biting filthy trash
Hurts my ears un-melodic
The beat moves, I get depressed
Everybody, went and bought it
Said its 'naughty', kill somebody
Worse at parties, clarty-farty
Let me say it's 1, 2, crap
Stop it, somebody
Gonna drop down dead on the floor
Puts the dead to sleep
My poor ear's can't take much more
(Let me spell it)
1, 2, crap
(I hate it and it's)
1, 2, crap
(Everybody)
1, 2, crap
I'm about to kill someone
This song is
Over-rated, lasts for ages,
Makes me break it
(Sh*thead made it)
She's retarded, brain's departed
Ever since the intro started
Struts her stuff
And yes she's taunting
'Goodies' made me loose my marbles
(Lost marbles)
No I can't control my fists
So let me break it into bits
Stomp it, chomp it
Everybody burn the CD
Hate this single so
Why'd it get to number three?
(Hate this song it's)
1, 2, crap
(You love it but it's)
1, 2, crap
(Whole thing is just)
1, 2, crap
I'm about to lose my mind
(I'm gonna step on it like this. pheeeeeweee)
It don't matter to me
I can smash four
(Ladies and jellyspoons)
Every single crap beat dropped
Stains the floor
(I hate it it's p*ss)
She sings like she's drank beer
P*ssed up DJ
She is, she's p*ss-awful
Don't matter to her
She's raked it in
(Raked in money)
It's like a bag of crud dropped
And it's caked in
She sings it monotone
Best put in cage
(Ladies and jellyspoons)
And she will, she will shock you
Earth-quake
She aint no J-Lo
Ain't got no gold halo
'Cause I know she's missing the beats
I know before I've heard some awful songs
But they aint got sh*t on C-C
She's underage
And not used to stage
Un-sophisticated runt
She sings like a drunk
And she's way too young
Can't believe she's number one
(What?)
Shocking, lock it
Nobody should buy this CD
People buy this crap
Because she sings it with Missy
People can't you
(See it's crap)
Why'd you buy this
(Pile of crap)
Over-rated
(1, 2, crap)
Can't you see you've all been done?
Stop, selecting
This song on your music TV
Even worse if you've
Gone and bought the bloody CD
C-C what a
(Pile of crap)
Goodies was a
(Pile of crap)
This song's now called
(1, 2 crap)
We've got to burn them all
Dumb Ass Kid's other (yes there are more - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh) parodies can be found on his 'Parody Author's' page
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