-> "2 Piece Meal"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"1,2 Step"
 
				Original Performer: 
Ciara & Missy Elliot
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"2 Piece Meal"
				Parody Written by: 
Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Wate
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Ladies & Gentlemen (Ladies & Gentlemen) 
 Naastyyy
This is a KFCizzle Comershizzle
chicken chicken
 It tastes better here
Naastyyy
 
This meat is 
nauseating irritating
it's nasty as can be
i won't eat it 
cause it's green an'
i want me some KFC
finger lickin' with the fixins
not home cookin' but good chicken
think i'm kiddin worse than chitlings
KFC was meant for me
chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal 
i love to eat a 2 piece meal 
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me
This meat is
concentrated minus flavor
rancid tasting
not my favorite
tastes retarded made for garbage
not plain garbage but the toxic
nasty boring
unimportant
even with wit steak sauce poured on it
no i will not take a bite
this chicken just does not taste right 
chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal 
i love to eat a 2 piece meal 
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me
it is plain to see that this food is cold
it's nasty and it's green i won't eat it no
take it away from here cause it's filthy
and i won't i won't eat it no
it is plain to see that this food is cold
it's nasty and it's green i won't eat it no
take it away from here cause it's filthy
and i won't i won't eat it no
 
this smells like draino
make the bums say hell no
 cause i won't touch this rotten meat
i know you herd a lot about shake and bake
but you fucked up completely 
cause it's green and blue 
and it's nasty too
and it tastes like old ass gum 
i want mac an cheese and collard greens
the good food from KFC
 
chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal 
i love to eat a 2 piece meal 
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me
 
chicken is kickin' i want something that has some taste
where's the chicken wings collards greens and milky ways
let me get a 2 piece meal 
i love to eat a 2 piece meal 
breast and thigh 2 piece meal
KFC was meant for me
 
This is like eatin raw hair
a nasty plate concoction
(Naastyyy)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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