-> "Cookies"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Goodies"
 
				Original Performer: 
Ciara & Petey Pablo
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Cookies"
				Parody Written by: 
Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Wate
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			My Cookies 
My Cookies My Cookies
 Not My Cookies
I got a bad appetite from smokin' some dro
all i need is me 2 bags of oreos and some mo
and in my lap
got myself a melted kit kat
but it stayed there even so after 8 beers 
I want some food
 not a snack a sandwich or two
a real big one 
mayonnaise tomatoes too
chicken wings i run right through em 
they don't do it not even them crackers at church they won't do
still got too much weed in my fabulous room 
the good shit got me seeing talking baskets of fruit
(i love you boo)
gotdamn you saw and herd that too
oh boy 
with smoking i'm through
You may look at these and that they're
 just some cookies
 but they're not just some cookies 
let me tell you what i'm stingy fo':
 tasty real nutritious real expensive so bitch go get your own
i'm not being too dramatic $14.50 for a bag?! shit 
 
i bet you want the cookies
 bet you thought about it
 i know your really hungry
 cause you been smokin' out
 touch my freakin cookies 
an i'll kill you step away from the jar 
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
Just beacuse your stomach says let's eat
that doesnt mean i'm providing 
you won't get no crummies in your tummy 
i'm no dummy 
and cause they
tasty very splendid
 you can't get it so don't ask anymo'
i'm not being too dramatic $14.50 for a bag?! shit
you think you're smart, tryna fart
still can't have none 
i'm not being too dramatic $14.50 for a bag?! shit
i bet you want the cookies
 bet you thought about it
 i know your really hungry
 cause you been smokin' out
 touch my freakin cookies 
an i'll kill you step away from the jar 
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
So much food but no taste (no taste)
I got chocolate milk by the case 
slow down lil' one 
don't drink it up all
hey shawty
you think yo cookies is tasty but they ain't
i'll show you what tasty is 
tasty is when food is capable of being eaten the fastest
i been bakin' cookies ever since i came to this kitchen
 they ain't quite there yet but i'm gettin a lil' better at it 
matter of fact go buy yourself the duncan hines
add some sugar hell they'll be tastier than mines
ain't naa dessert that i won't try
sautéed filleted grilled or fried 
you're insinuating that i'm mean
 but these cookies are for me
 just for any of the many men that's tryna eat for free
 no i won't share them later
 and i won't be your cater
 i'm not changing schemes
 just respect food that's meant for me!
 i bet you want the cookies
 bet you thought about it
 i know your really hungry
 cause you been smokin' out
 touch my freakin cookies 
an i'll kill you step away from the jar 
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
i bet you want the cookies
 bet you thought about it
 i know your really hungry
 cause you been smokin'' out
 touch my freakin cookies 
an i'll kill you step away from the jar 
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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