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Song Parodies -> "Piss On You Ciara Version Remix"
Original Song Title:
"1,2 Step"
Original Performer:
Ciara/Rkelly
Parody Song Title:
"Piss On You Ciara Version Remix"
Parody Written by:
Stephano
The Lyrics
This is funny cuz Cici made the dance cuz she had to piss annd it got some Rkelly in it
Ladies Gentelmen (Ladies and Gentelmen)
This is a pissy production
piss on yo fuc*ing (self)
Pissy
The pisser is here
Piss on ya Area
[Piciara]
This piss is
Yellow matic
Supper stanky atic
Pissy nastic
Funky piss
Piss on the body
Piss on the body
Let me see you piss on ya body
Watch it
but dont stop it
everybody pissin
and some even shi*in
Let me see you piss on her
let me see you piss on him
I love it when you piss on you
Cuz it is so crewl
It dont matter your age
You can piss over the rage
Which ever way you pee piss over der
Cuz i dont wont that shi**y piss in my hair
So swing ur wee wee over der
and you will you will piss
It dont matter your age
You can piss over the rage
Which ever way you pee piss over der
Cuz I dont wont that shi**y piss in my hair
So swing ur wee wee over der
and you will you will piss
[Pissy]
I piss like crazy
make ma brand new baby
cuz you can spell da funk
I know you heard alot bout great pissers
Butchu aint never seen a pisser like me
Cuz I piss erverywhere and I just dont care
and I piss on you
I wanna piss on you
and that is the truth
I drink water on and i fill on
Watch it
but dont stop it
everybody pissin
and some even shi*in
Let me see you piss on her
let me see you piss on him
I love it when you piss on you
Cuz it is so crewl
(beat changes to piss on u)
[R pisser]
(spoken)
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something
(sung)
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on cue (?)
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you
This is a pissy production
piss on yo fuc*ing (self)
Pissy
The pisser is here
Piss on ya Area
[Piciara]
This piss is
Yellow matic
Supper stanky atic
Pissy nastic
Funky piss
Piss on the body
Piss on the body
Let me see you piss on ya body
Watch it
but dont stop it
everybody pissin
and some even shi*in
Let me see you piss on her
let me see you piss on him
I love it when you piss on you
Cuz it is so crewl
It dont matter your age
You can piss over the rage
Which ever way you pee piss over der
Cuz i dont wont that shi**y piss in my hair
So swing ur wee wee over der
and you will you will piss
It dont matter your age
You can piss over the rage
Which ever way you pee piss over der
Cuz I dont wont that shi**y piss in my hair
So swing ur wee wee over der
and you will you will piss
[Pissy]
I piss like crazy
make ma brand new baby
cuz you can spell da funk
I know you heard alot bout great pissers
Butchu aint never seen a pisser like me
Cuz I piss erverywhere and I just dont care
and I piss on you
I wanna piss on you
and that is the truth
I drink water on and i fill on
Watch it
but dont stop it
everybody pissin
and some even shi*in
Let me see you piss on her
let me see you piss on him
I love it when you piss on you
Cuz it is so crewl
(beat changes to piss on u)
[R pisser]
(spoken)
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something
(sung)
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on cue (?)
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you
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Christ, there are less swear words in Eamon's "F*** It (I Don't Want You Back)", which for some might be a massive turn-off
Glad you like my show Stephano.
There arent any real 1,2 step Parodies Huh. I'm Challenging all Parody author to make the top 1,2 Step Parody I'll post mine on the 7th good luck
i like it its awesome but Ciara is cool dou' dont be hatin
u know, u should be sued, you so stole the "sung" part from the show itself, there is something called copyright that i think you should know about. someone should delete this and then should ban this guy from this site (if at all possable) yours truly -Terrible
What's R. Kelly got to do with this?
some of it was cool and i like the Dave Chappelle part too but you made some mistakes
You r bad at parody writing and the best 1,2,step parody is the 1,2,crap
Hawt song ^_^ great show 2!!!!!!
yo dawg dats funny
i want ciara hild dick lit call at 3017541550
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