Sunshine sneaking through my window
Alarm's quiet, I sleep and I snore
While I dream of
Buffets, cars and much more
Then I wake up
Realize it's really late
Run out of bed
My li'l toe hits the vent grate

Sun is shining but right now, all I feel is pain
Summer is coming
But all I know is that I'm real late, I'm real late

I wash up and get toothpaste on my shirt
Come breakfast, coffee tastes like yard dirt
Can't care, think things could be much worse
If I don't hurry, I'll be fired from work

Sun is shining so I walk on out of the door
What's that rumble? I listen and I hear it some more
Grey clouds coming, left my umbrella in the store
(And guess what, it's starting to pour)

Rain starts falling
And me in my best coat
I run for the car, street looks like a castle moat
Roads are flooding, gee, why not use a boat?
So I trudge on
Make it to my workplace
Look like the Swamp Thing
With mud all over my face

Sun is coming just as I'm opening the door
People wonder what I'm all soaking wet for
Cracking lame jokes, laughing and rolling on the floor
Makes me wish that I was ignored....