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Song Parodies -> "Herpes (Won't Go Away)"
Original Song Title:
"Sideways"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Citizen Cope
Parody Song Title:
"Herpes (Won't Go Away)"
Parody Written by:
Lili
The Lyrics
So I was playing BitLife and trying to get the 10 kids achievement, so I kept dating all these men, and one of them gave me herpes. So I went to the doctor...and the other doctor...and the alternative doctor...and the witch doctor...rinse and repeat...and it NEVER WENT AWAY.
You know it ain't easy
In BitLife to get pregnant
So I keep on dating
And they gave me diseases
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
Now I can't even get a date
And these doctors aren't helping
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
But this herpes won't go away
It ain't easy
In BitLife to get pregnant
So I keep on dating
And they gave me diseases
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
Now I can't even get a date
And these doctors aren't helping
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
But this herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
This herpes won't go away
This herpes won't go away
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
Now I can't even get a date
And these doctors aren't helping
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
But this herpes won't go away
In BitLife to get pregnant
So I keep on dating
And they gave me diseases
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
Now I can't even get a date
And these doctors aren't helping
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
But this herpes won't go away
It ain't easy
In BitLife to get pregnant
So I keep on dating
And they gave me diseases
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
Now I can't even get a date
And these doctors aren't helping
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
But this herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
This herpes won't go away
This herpes won't go away
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
And romance it fades
And pregnancies go
But I'm telling you
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
Now I can't even get a date
And these doctors aren't helping
This herpes won't go away
It's been driving me crazy
I keep thinking in this darn game that
Time'll take it away
But this herpes won't go away
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