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Song Parodies -> "Elian Gonzales"
Original Song Title:
"Babylon"
Original Performer:
Clandestine
Parody Song Title:
"Elian Gonzales"
Parody Written by:
Conrad MacRoberts
The Lyrics
How many miles to little Havana ?
12 score and ten
Can I get there by inner tube
Yes, but not back again
How many miles to little Havana ?
12 score and ten
Down at the courthouse you shall kneel
While the lawyers grope at your feet
Stand up straight. Choose the one you love
And choose the one you love
If fishes were horses then Cubans could ride
I'd be over the sea with mom at my side
If ships and planes were pots and pans
There'd be no way for a Cuban
How many miles to little Havana ?
12 score and ten
Can I get there by inner tube
Yes, but not back again
How many miles to little Havana ?
12 score and ten
Up all night, and driving through town
In an INS minivan, in my nightgown
Peering through the window and crying through locks
Where is my daddy ? It's 3 O'clock
Aqua green, deep sea blue
If you tell me, I will love you
I'd skip over oceans and dance over seas
All the Reds in the world can't catch me
12 score and ten
Can I get there by inner tube
Yes, but not back again
How many miles to little Havana ?
12 score and ten
Down at the courthouse you shall kneel
While the lawyers grope at your feet
Stand up straight. Choose the one you love
And choose the one you love
If fishes were horses then Cubans could ride
I'd be over the sea with mom at my side
If ships and planes were pots and pans
There'd be no way for a Cuban
How many miles to little Havana ?
12 score and ten
Can I get there by inner tube
Yes, but not back again
How many miles to little Havana ?
12 score and ten
Up all night, and driving through town
In an INS minivan, in my nightgown
Peering through the window and crying through locks
Where is my daddy ? It's 3 O'clock
Aqua green, deep sea blue
If you tell me, I will love you
I'd skip over oceans and dance over seas
All the Reds in the world can't catch me
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