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Song Parodies -> "This is the Bite"
Original Song Title:
"This is the Night"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Clay Aiken
Parody Song Title:
"This is the Bite"
Parody Written by:
Tasapio
The Lyrics
This is the Bite
For my food to be broken down,
It will have to follow a path
From my mouth to my stomach and then to my bowels to dispatch.
'Cause every dish is a dish you can never get back.
Cut it up
With my knife,
'Cause I like to masticate pieces that are the right size.
I've been waiting since breakfast for this,
This is the bite.
When my body needs energy,
It's as close as a meal away;
Chew it up well, swallow, and send the food on its way!
Cut it up
With my knife,
'Cause I like to masticate pieces that are the right size.
Down it goes,
Breaks apart,
Then it gets absorbed in the bloodstream with help from enzymes.
I've been waiting since breakfast for this,
This is the bite.
This is the bite that descends to my stomach
And all my digestion begins;
After these bites, I'm full 'til I get hungry again.
Cut it up
With my knife,
If you told me food contains nutrients, well, you'd be right.
Down it goes,
Breaks apart,
Then it gets absorbed in the bloodstream with help from enzymes.
I've been waiting since breakfast for this,
This is the bite.
For my food to be broken down,
It will have to follow a path
From my mouth to my stomach and then to my bowels to dispatch.
'Cause every dish is a dish you can never get back.
Cut it up
With my knife,
'Cause I like to masticate pieces that are the right size.
I've been waiting since breakfast for this,
This is the bite.
When my body needs energy,
It's as close as a meal away;
Chew it up well, swallow, and send the food on its way!
Cut it up
With my knife,
'Cause I like to masticate pieces that are the right size.
Down it goes,
Breaks apart,
Then it gets absorbed in the bloodstream with help from enzymes.
I've been waiting since breakfast for this,
This is the bite.
This is the bite that descends to my stomach
And all my digestion begins;
After these bites, I'm full 'til I get hungry again.
Cut it up
With my knife,
If you told me food contains nutrients, well, you'd be right.
Down it goes,
Breaks apart,
Then it gets absorbed in the bloodstream with help from enzymes.
I've been waiting since breakfast for this,
This is the bite.
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Amazing! An intelligent parody done of a great OS. The pacing was spot-on and I would probably sing this in the lunch line :)
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