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Song Parodies -> "No More Pink Thongs"
Original Song Title:
"No More Sad Songs"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Clay Aiken
Parody Song Title:
"No More Pink Thongs"
Parody Written by:
Major B
The Lyrics
A man tries to quit wearing a thong and start wearing real UNDERWEAR!
This is the way, that I state my independence
that It is no longer a necessity
This is the day, that I'm making my defection
that it's no longer a obsession, to me
I used to see your color, and how
I loved it so
But now it's just another pair in the drawer,
I'm letting you know
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
I was not that bright
but I have seen the light
when I open up the drawer
no more pink thongs
It was absurd, to have hid you in the hamper
to have kept the people, no it didn't work
Don't you know, you are no longer accepted
you formally rejected from the one you lurked
I used hate hiding in pain
in my apartment
But now it's I'm over the fear
of this dreading to fart
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
I was not that bright
but I have seen the light
when I open up the drawer
no more pink thongs
I used hate hiding in pain
in my apartment
But now it's I'm over the fear
of this dreading to fart
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
I was not that bright
but I have seen the light
when I open up the drawer
no more pink thongs
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
that It is no longer a necessity
This is the day, that I'm making my defection
that it's no longer a obsession, to me
I used to see your color, and how
I loved it so
But now it's just another pair in the drawer,
I'm letting you know
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
I was not that bright
but I have seen the light
when I open up the drawer
no more pink thongs
It was absurd, to have hid you in the hamper
to have kept the people, no it didn't work
Don't you know, you are no longer accepted
you formally rejected from the one you lurked
I used hate hiding in pain
in my apartment
But now it's I'm over the fear
of this dreading to fart
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
I was not that bright
but I have seen the light
when I open up the drawer
no more pink thongs
I used hate hiding in pain
in my apartment
But now it's I'm over the fear
of this dreading to fart
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
I was not that bright
but I have seen the light
when I open up the drawer
no more pink thongs
No more pink thongs
I'm letting it go now
It's been here to long
I'm letting you know
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Pink hasn't stopped wearing thongs. Don't ask me how I know, 'cause I've already been in "trouble."
OMG!! that is too funny!! ha ha ha ha!!!!! i loved it!! i could imangine clay singing that!!!!! lol lo great !!!!!!!!!!!! im still laughing!!!
Hahahahahahaha! I needed a good laugh today :D All 5s!
Can't go wrong with a pink throng! 5s
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