Song Parodies -> "Eric Sparkes"

Original Song Title:

"Sparks"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Eric Sparkes"

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The Lyrics

So this one is short, savage, and sweet. Especially to those who get caught up in misunderstandings of the press and fake Facetime sob stories. On the same vein as End of Career, we have a state legislator crying wolf: A Hispanic wolf abusing her right to not care about Publix Supermaket policy. Oh Mrs. Thomas, why don't we see you carry on in hearings, those kinds of meetings must be so thrilling as when you are out in public. Especially when pregnant and being ever so moody.

Did I say send you back
Or giving you slack
Replied, no, a lie she sew
But this preggo don’t care
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So she don’t read

She say blaaahhhhhhh
She say blaaahhhhhhh

Publix slack off
This dude that she thinks was rude
Hate hoax ensued
But since I’m a Cuban
Thomas can’t say she’s wrong
(Oh no, no, never will)

She say blaaaahhhhhh
She cry blaaaahhhhhh

I’m Eric Sparkes
D Eric Sparkes
I’m Eric Sparkes
D Eric Sparkes
Lazy bitch

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, oohhh*
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, oohhh
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, oohhh
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, oohhh

* = The context is how Thomas' story is a whole lot of nothing. The more hate crime hoaxes I come across, is one more person for the "Vile" man.

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