So, players, you can't, you can't get through?
Well, I'm gonna have to ask you: how'd you like to do that? Choose
My players, no option's wrong, it's true
Skip the lair? I wrote this session 'round it, you can't knock the truth
No, you cannot knock the truth

You can make a roll for the traps you can see
That's pretty decent, dirty 20
But my paranoia gambit's begun
"You don't seem to find any" I spot a few sweat drops, hope you're having fun

That step's done, time to proceed
But I don't think the party has thieves' tools proficiency
And that's quite unreal
A repeat of that "Dwarvish is a language we don't speak"
That I mocked you for, oh geez

So you're going over your options, I see
Pour through spells and abilities
"Could we simply smash it?" "The guards will come"
I'm proud of you, in the first few months, know you were the Leeroy Jenkins club
Two characters aren't your first ones

But the bard among you pipes up: "I go up and knock"
What, the spell? I know you passed on that one before
"No, the physical-type action" My jaw's on the floor
But I guess the guards won't expect that all, so knock, go knock
Go knock, go knock