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Song Parodies -> "Shocks"
Original Song Title:
"Clocks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Coldplay
Parody Song Title:
"Shocks"
Parody Written by:
wannabemustangjockey
The Lyrics
We all have this problem sooner or later. Something on your old car breaks and you can't fix it because the part is obsolete and the company doesn't make it anymore.
Shocks go out and I can't replace
So claims my local dealer place
The part is gone, it's obsolete
So, I beg, I beg and plead,
Saying, "Please sir, I need these parts,
Or I cannot drive my car; and I
Will feel like such a chump,
Bottom out on every bump."
Thinking this sucks, This sucks
Squeaking sounds never stop,
Coming from my worn-out shocks
Gonna come back and try again,
Perhaps they'll have them in stock then
Thinking, order them specially,
From a repro company
And I'll eliminate the clunks,
And bangs I hear traversing bumps
Thinking,
This sucks [x6]
No one else repairs
Oh no one else repairs
And no one even cares
This sucks [continues in background]
Home, home, order over the phone [x4]
So claims my local dealer place
The part is gone, it's obsolete
So, I beg, I beg and plead,
Saying, "Please sir, I need these parts,
Or I cannot drive my car; and I
Will feel like such a chump,
Bottom out on every bump."
Thinking this sucks, This sucks
Squeaking sounds never stop,
Coming from my worn-out shocks
Gonna come back and try again,
Perhaps they'll have them in stock then
Thinking, order them specially,
From a repro company
And I'll eliminate the clunks,
And bangs I hear traversing bumps
Thinking,
This sucks [x6]
No one else repairs
Oh no one else repairs
And no one even cares
This sucks [continues in background]
Home, home, order over the phone [x4]
(c) 2005 The Wannabe Mustang Jockey - wannabemustangjockey@hotmail.com
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Clever! 555
Awww... I would try-y-y-y-y to fix it, but I'm afraid I don't have the parts either. Here's 5s instead.
Man, I was looking for parts for my old 1967 corolla, but instead I found this awesome parody, so I sold my piece of trash to buy you some 5's
I've been racking my brains trying to think of an original concept for this OS...so, BRAVO!! 555
This made me giggle lots, it reminds me of the time we broke down and I listened to Coldplay for 3 hours on my MP3 player. xD
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