I was walking
Through the snow with my friends
And had to take a leak
And the snow it turned all yellow

My friends just stared
And started to laugh at me
And then beneath their feet
And the snow it turned all yellow

I saw a kid building
A snow man
And when he was finished
The snowman it was all yellow

Ooh ah you know the yellow snow
Ooh ah you know that's kind of gross
Ooh ah you know the yellow snow
It was really yellow

I saw some kids
Having a snowball fight
And a kid got hit in the face
And the snowball it was all yellow

I saw some kids
Making some snow cones
Made out of real snow
And the snow cone it was all yellow

Ooh ah you know the yellow snow
Ooh ah you know that's kind of gross
Ooh ah you know the yellow snow
You know that's kind of gross

It's true
The snow was really yellow
You know that it's true
The snow is really yellow

You know it's true
The snow is really yellow
You know it's true

I was walking
Home all by myself
And had to take a leak