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Song Parodies -> "Rambo"
Original Song Title:
"Yellow"
Original Performer:
Coldplay
Parody Song Title:
"Rambo"
Parody Written by:
Dr. Dyke & The Cinnamon Cowboys
The Lyrics
There was a man way back in '82
I should explain to you
And he was called Rambo
The sheriff thought he looked like a bum
Oh, he was unwelcome
They arrested Rambo
And when they tortured him
He overpowered them
They underestimated Rambo
He fought so hard
He fought in Vietnam
He got so used to killing Viet Cong
When he returned
Protesters said, "You're wrong"
So he resented them
So he hid
Inside a rat-filled cave
He could not eat or shave
Unhygienic Rambo
He never smiled
Oh no, he always frowned
Richard Crenna talked him down
Sensitive Rambo
He's not afraid
He'll take on any man
Don't think he can't
Because I know he can
Rambo's prepared
He's always got a plan
Next stop Afghanistan
It's true
He risked his life for you
He had a knife
And wore a red headband
And I'm his biggest fan
I should explain to you
And he was called Rambo
The sheriff thought he looked like a bum
Oh, he was unwelcome
They arrested Rambo
And when they tortured him
He overpowered them
They underestimated Rambo
He fought so hard
He fought in Vietnam
He got so used to killing Viet Cong
When he returned
Protesters said, "You're wrong"
So he resented them
So he hid
Inside a rat-filled cave
He could not eat or shave
Unhygienic Rambo
He never smiled
Oh no, he always frowned
Richard Crenna talked him down
Sensitive Rambo
He's not afraid
He'll take on any man
Don't think he can't
Because I know he can
Rambo's prepared
He's always got a plan
Next stop Afghanistan
It's true
He risked his life for you
He had a knife
And wore a red headband
And I'm his biggest fan
http://www.mp3.com/drdyke
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The link for mp3.com is down and wont work for me. I have been searching for this song for a long time and now that i know its name i cant download it.
Alright I been looking for quite a while for this mp3 as close as I've gotten to it is these lyrics. Nothing else does anyone know where I can download this song!?
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