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Song Parodies -> "Losers with Guitars/Reign of Lame"

Original Song Title:

"Lovers in Japan/Reign of Love"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Losers with Guitars/Reign of Lame"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

If you like Coldplay,then you'll probably hate this.If you hate Coldplay,then you'll love this.
Losers,that's what the members are
Wannabes,think they're stars
Chris Martin,head like a funnel
I hate him more than Rosie O'Donnel

They are turning my head out
Wish I could shout
That they suck and blow
Think they can put on a show
But I have no doubt
One day,they're gonna get out

Music so lame and cheesy
Sound so bad and grizzly
Ohh ohh...
Like when you wake up during surgery

They are driving me insane
God,they're so lame
Worse than Ladyhawke
And The Ting Tings
Make me choke and gag
They surely really stink


...

Reign of lame
I can’t let go
Songs are the same
Wanna smash the radio

My lunch will
Come way up
I’m just a prisoner
In a reign of lame

Yuck,it sucks
Make it stop
Can't stand "Clocks"
Just a bunch of shlock

Reign of lame
Hate "Violet Hill" and "Talk"
Reign of lame
I'd rather eat chalk

How I wish
They'd just die
But I'm stuck
In this reign of lame

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