-> "Terrorist's Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Gangsta's Paradise"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Terrorist's Paradise"
Parody Written by:
MC Budder
The Lyrics
verse 1
As I walk through Iraq in a shadow of death
I take a look at this bomb on my chest and realize there ain't much left
coz i have been walkimg around with this gun 4 so long
even alquida thinks that my mind is gone
and i never dropped a bomb on anyone that really deserved it
but it's in my job description so not 2 do it u know it's un heard of
but u better watch Sadam, coz i'm a take ya job
and i'm on a suicide mission 2 France's heart
and I really hate Canada so I goota shoot
and when u not lookin i'm stickin' hot coal down in ya boot
i'm the type of terrorist Osamma wishes he could be
sneakin up on u Tony Blair with an AK and a couple 43's
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
can't sit in this electric chair thet got me facin
i had 2 give myself in coz hidin in Etheopia i was racin was & was pacin
and i know there's no hope unless my suicide bomb team help's me
but i know that only happens on taliban T.V.
i'm an educated towel head and only one thing on my mind
it was 2 kill Gearge Bush but now they got me on the grind
i'm a low down muslim with a knife in my hand
2 get away from dat noose i'll do whatever i can
that leathel injection ain't nothin but a whisper away
i tried 2 pay off the judge and the jury with the help of Hussein
i got 2 hours 2 live and down the street what do i see
my prayers been answered it's the pakistani bomb team
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
now i know i'm gonna live, i'm no longer a doubter
but they haven't been gettin closer, now 4 bout an hour
now i hear em' all screamin and most are even runnin
and i see the squat team every 1 of them homo's gunnin
and i've done gave up all hope
ain't nothin left 2 do
i'm gettin closer 2 da rope
Hitler i'm joinin u
i guess that's the rop on my neck, now i know what it feels like 2
i can't believe Osamma let me down, my ghost will haunt that fool
been spendin most our lives livin in a terrorist's paradise
(repeat)
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