-> "My Fly's Wide Open(Stumping For Votes)"
Original Song Title:
"With Arms Wide Open"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Fly's Wide Open(Stumping For Votes)"
The Lyrics
Well I just gave
A speech today
It seems my mind
It just somehow strayed
I hear the crowd
Begin to bray
I look straight down
And have to face
My fly's wide open
Under the spotlights
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open
With fly wide open
I'm not Dumbo
As they could see
I'm just a man
Now called Tin-y
Sucked in my breath
And tucked it back inside
They're laughing still
Even my damn wife
My fly's wide open
Under the spotlight
Welcome to disgrace
I showed them everything
With fly wide open
Now all the polls have changed
They took my votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open
I showed them everything, damn
With fly wide open, wide open
Well I have just one chance
Just a chance in hell
That I'll be stung by bees
And it will really swell
Then I will get my wife
To hold it by the hand
And we will greet the press
With fly wide open
With fly wide open
Under the spotlights
And all the polls will change
I'll get their votes
Cause size means everything
When fly's wide open
When fly's wide open
I'll show them everything, oh yeah
With fly wide open
Wide open
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How Funny: | 4.9 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.9 | |
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Total Votes: | 31 |
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