Song Parodies -> "The Dorm Net's Open"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"The Dorm Net's Open"

Parody Written by:

The Docta

The Lyrics

We have been waiting so long to get the internet in our crappy boarding house, and we weren't even sure that we would be allowed to use msn messenger. We finally got it today, and rejoice! There are hardly any restrictions on it at all! Enjoy. (PS this is my first, so go easy :P)

Well I just got the net today
It seems my life is going to change
I log into msn, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

The dorm net's open
I'll be up all night
My ping rate's great
I'll download everything
The dorm net's open
The dorm net's open

I think that i, am now ready
To be the geek, i always wanted to be
I'll browse all night, till it hurts my eyes
Then i'll fall asleep, at a quarter to five!

The dorm net's open
I'll be up all night
My ping rate's great
I'll download everything
The dorm net's open
Now everything has changed
I'll download .mov's
I'll download everything
The dorm net's open
The dorm net's open
I'll download everything ...oh yeah
The dorm net's open..net's open

If I just had no school
and I had broadband
and be able to pee
without the need to stand
I would have no life
I just hope i don't get banned
Stuck in my own little world
I think i'm coping..

The dorm net's open
I'll be up all night
My ping rate's great
I'll download everything
The dorm net's open
Now everything has changed
I'll download .mov's
I'll download everything
The dorm net's open
The dorm net's open
I'll download everything ...oh yeah
The dorm net's open..net's open

www.thedocta.blogspot.comjust what The Docta ordered...

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2nz - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Not bad, Docta. You added some syllables and used the original lyrics a bunch, but that is offset by how much I identify with your subject matter, or at least how much I identified with it my first year of college. Welcome to the site.

The Docta - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment

haha thanx! also, a correction: the line "my ping rate's great" should be "my ping rate is great"... not enough syllables otherwise. it was a bit of a rush job...

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