Well I just drunk
A booze today
It's seems my night
Is gonna change
I raised my voice
Called the bar maid
Brought beers, what joy you made my day

When bars come open
With neon sign lights
Welcome to this place
They'll serve you anything
When bars come open
When bars come open

Well I don't know
If my liver's ready
To fill with cans
I have to drink
I'll sign a check
I get really fried
Full of alcohol
Don't tell my wife

When bars come open
Wonder a bar fight
Welcome to this place
They'll serve you anything
When bars come open
Now my vision sure has changed
I'll chug it all
I'll chug down everything
When bars come open
When bars come open
Vodka, Rum, Brew, Everything' Oh yeah
When bars come open' I'm loaded

[Drunken guitar solo by a bartender]

If I had just one wish
With some suds at hand
I hope these drinks are free
I'm sweating brandy from my glands
That I can take all night
But then I'll get banned
And I'll get tossed into the world
With bars not open

With bars not open
No neon sign lights
Unwelcome to this place
Won't serve me anything
With bars not open
Now intoxication has changed
I don't have suds
I can't drink anything
With bars not open
With bars not open
I can't drink anything' Oh damn
New bars come open' I'm hopein'.