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Song Parodies -> "Old"
Original Song Title:
"Cold"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crossfade
Parody Song Title:
"Old"
Parody Written by:
Billy Boyd
The Lyrics
This happened to a female friend of mine, who's 20. She had been talking to a guy online for several months, he claimed to be 29. So, they decided to meet, and the dumbass guy was actually 49, not 29. My friend was disgusted and p*ssed. I was amused. So I decided to try to write a parody about it.
,Looking back on our chats
I see I never told you my hair was white
you were too hot to tell the truth
And I guess in my deluded mind, I'm still a young man
Unlike most young guys, I've got a job and car
and like Bob, Enzyte's the drug that keeps me...hard!!!
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
To you, I'm sorry about all my lies
maybe in a different life
you could see me when I was a younger man
and maybe, you'd like me
But unlike most young guys, I've got a job and car
and like Bob, Enzyte's the drug that keeps me...hard!!!!
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I never meant to be so old
Never once did I believe
that you would gag when you saw me
I thought I'd be inside you so deep
but now age depression's gettin' to me
I said to you, girl, please don't go
you screamed "go back to the nursing home"!!
Now, I guess, even cybering, there's just no hope
I never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I see I never told you my hair was white
you were too hot to tell the truth
And I guess in my deluded mind, I'm still a young man
Unlike most young guys, I've got a job and car
and like Bob, Enzyte's the drug that keeps me...hard!!!
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
To you, I'm sorry about all my lies
maybe in a different life
you could see me when I was a younger man
and maybe, you'd like me
But unlike most young guys, I've got a job and car
and like Bob, Enzyte's the drug that keeps me...hard!!!!
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I never meant to be so old
Never once did I believe
that you would gag when you saw me
I thought I'd be inside you so deep
but now age depression's gettin' to me
I said to you, girl, please don't go
you screamed "go back to the nursing home"!!
Now, I guess, even cybering, there's just no hope
I never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I think I'm cool for my age
but you think that I'm a sick old man
I never meant to be so old, never meant to be so old
I'm not sure if I did this song any justice, but anyways, the original is a damn good song. The whole CD's great, for that matter.
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49 is NOT old!!!!!
yes it is
very old
good idea, decent parody, you got potential though, keep practicing
Yeah, its okay nothing's wrong There's just one tiny flaw: THE SONG'S NAME'S ANTIDOTE! NOT COLD!! dont you al no anything?!?!GEEEZ!!
No... The name of the song is Cold.
555 Sir, for this aging ~ Chat Rat ~ .
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