This game, it disgusts me
I feel like I could just cuss and shout
that fat old lady won the last game
and the night is over now
She seemed to say, with her arm up
"Ha! Ha! You didn't win, 'cause I did!"
Of all the numbers that they called
that last was surely not the best
I know of all the numbers that was called...

That was surely not the best!
'Cause it should have been mine!
No, it was not the best!
All I needed was B-5!

These people are so old, yeah
and smoke so much, that above them's a cloud
And don't get me started on that snack bar
since when are nachos black and brown?
The doorman loved to see me
when he saw my cash, a toothless smile
well, I bet he was even old
back in the days of Gomer Pyle...
Oh, maybe I'm just bitter, because I am...

I am just depressed!
that game should've been mine!
Oh, how could I have missed?!
All I needed was B-5!

50 dollars, I have lost!
I think I've every right to be whining, oh...
No offense to you, Grandma
this game stinks worse than your farts
Don't you know the number that they called...

It was not the best!
that money should be mine!
Oh, I am kinda pissed!
all I needed was B-5!

I am so depressed!
50 dollars, I have lost!
That money should be mine!
And if you're wondering why I am whining
Bingo, it sucks eggs!
All the money I have lost
I'm feeling that I could just barf!
And all 'cause of that number that they called...