Vocals- Crystal Shades

I don't know dude,
I think Maya's all angry and s***,
And she's like, taking it out passive-aggressive dude.
And I think, Icy's got a freakin' problem with me dude,
And it's Maya who's making it that way, because...

{Chorus}
Nobody even knows the name of my band,
Cause they're too stoned to even see their own hand,
I left a comment, now they think I'm the man,
And that's why I'm the lead singer of my band....


So I'm high one night, log on to AmIRight,
Check the message boards, and they all like,
"They say Crystal's the lead voice, see,
But then why ain't she got just one song, B?"
I'm all like, "Oh my God, they said what?
Who said this? Maya? Oh God, you little sl**,
I swear to freaking God, Ed I just don't see,
But for some reason Maya just hates me.
And right now, you know Maya's getting all jealous,
Cause I can do everything from rap to accapella,
And all the stoners are listening,
All those high dudes,
Light their pipes, and their bongs, and incense to set a mood.
And it's like every single night they cheer and clap for me,
But I can't even remember one melody,
So I just fake it and pray they don't see,
Dude, I don't even have a freakin mic with me.
Yesterday Maya tried to pull a knife on me,
Cause I claimed "I Miss My Horse" was written solo by me,
This singing s*** can go her and Icy,
But I take all the fame and publicity, cause see...

{Chorus}
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Father Edmund: Come on, man! Gimme this mic! Come on!

Vocals- Father Edmund

I don't see the argument here, now do you?
We get it- Maya's mad Crystal stole all her tunes,
Icy and 'Cot, they mad at all of us,
Not my fault they got a busted tour bus!
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar,
And naw, I'm Ed. {Oh, I that you were Maya!}
And what's up with these dudes thinking I'm a girl?
All these sick ba*****s make me wanna hurl,
See I know Music, it's simple, see,
But all I did was watch a little MTV,
So I don't sing, I rap,
Now I'm bustin caps,
Try'n to hold my gun, and getting shot in my back!

Vocals- Everyone's Favorite Couple- Icy and Maya!

Maya: Look at 'Cot, little punk a**, callin' me a b****,
Icy: Yeah, I know, girl, Crystal's been stealing all the flicks,
Maya: Hey, I thought I was supposed to spoof The Sublime tour?
Crystal: No, that was my spoof, not you, w****
Icy: You gon' be late for the bus,
Maya: I ain't gettin on that bus!
Icy: Ours is smallest,
Maya: And Crystal's stuff is the best!
Icy: You know what, girl? I'mmo say somethin'! Ey yo Crys!
Crystal: You got something to say?
Icy: Girl, nothin'!
Maya: Why didn't you say nothin', you afraid to speak?
Icy: Just gimme a minute here, I promise not to freak!
I got a plan now, I just need to rehearse!
Maya: Right, just tell me in the next verse.

Chorus

Vocals- Icy Does It Solo This Time!

They say I swear a lot, and the group does not,
From Crystal Shades to the Apricot,
I'm gon' let the world know that Icy's hot,
I should b****slap Crystal when the music starts {Hey yo it's *slap sound*}
Ready to snap on whoever say,
"Hey Icy! Dude, I love SI-MAE!
But what's it stand for?"
How the h***'d I know, b****?
You know I'm always stoned, and I'm only clean 10 percent
Of the time, Edmund's stupid every area code,
{Ice, type this spoof!}
B****, type all your own,
Can't make it to my house, d*** groupies in my way.
{Oh My God, It's Icy from that band, SI-MAE!}

Vocals- Apricot

God d*** it, can't take it no more,
Maya, you're a b****, Crystal, you're a w****,
I told you I made the beats, kept cool with thugs,
Till Edmund sold me some drugs!
"Miss My Horse" video? I was in the back,
This song's video? I'mmo be in back,
For AmIRight, I got some suggestions,
F*** Crystal, ax me a question,
Like "When'd you start spoofing?" "How are you inspired?"
{But what about Crystal Shades?} B****, Crystal's a liar.
Anyway, I'm coolest guy in the group,
All the ladies love me, and think that I'm cute.
Eddy told me to do sit-ups and work out,
Did for 2 minutes, and then I passed out!
F*** SI-MAE, It's killed my good mood,
I'm gonna do a duet with that Ralphing dude.

Vocals- Everyone except Crystal this time!

All you dumb Kids, don't you think,
She lies and just lip syncs and she just,
Gets the cash and gives none to us,
Us! The awesome baaaaand!!!

Vocals- Apricot's back!

Nobody even knows the name of my band {ha ha!}
But they're to stoned to even see their own hands {F*** Crystal!}
I just stabbed Crystal, now they know I'm the man! {yeah!}
And that's why I'm the lead singer of my... *laughter*

Vocals- Crystal, Maya, Icy and Apricot

Our band! Our band! Our band! Our band! Our band! Our band! Our band! Our band! Our baaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Apricot: Give it up for the most shot-up parody group in the world! SI-MAE!

Vocals- Crystal's Rich!

I'm the lead singer in SI-MAE,
I rake in the cash and share none with Apricot,
I'm the lead singer in SI-MAE,
My God, it sure as h*** takes a lot, but I'm still rich,
Oh, Look out, cause Crystal's rich and she's hittin' the mall,
Oh, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, rich, rich, rich,
It's hard to spoof all of these songs, But I get so rich,
and share none with Apricot,
It's hard to spoof all these songs, But I get so rich,
And share none with Apricot,
My money. {Where'd everybody go?}