See the Margeras here on Viva La Bam
Don Vitos sitting here and eating some ham
There smashing up his car with sledgehammers wam!
There riding skateboards doing flips into dams

So i'm watching Bam and his crew
April Margera and big Phil too
They are crazy, and Vitos lazy
Mall of america locked in Macys
100 dollars all on food
My god Vito must weigh five hundred and two
Prank off Bams crew against Sean Penn
Snot in his soup after shoving his hand
And now theres a moon bounce for jumping and hoppin
Ape is in the kitchen with Bams mess that she is moppin
Now Dunn is planning their private cruise
On an old pirate ship that barely moves
And Phil swings off into the lake
While Bams doin peg leg races with Rake
Phil couldn't swim it wasn't fake
Needed lifejackets pulling him so he'll make
Had Vito there as the captain see
But they set him up for a mutiny
With a right eye patch he can not see
But they fired him when it was strike 3

See the Margeras here on Viva La Bam
Don Vitos sitting here and eating some ham
There smashing up his car with sledgehammers wam!
There riding skateboards doing flips into dams
La bam, la bam, la bam, la bam
La bam, la bam, la bam, la bam, la baaaaaaaaaam
Look at Bam now, ah dude

So Vito and Bam make some mini golf deals
If Don won then they can't destroy his wheels
Hit balls all over til they get in hole
At the end Bams hummer by Vito was stole
It was such a fine course, good designers
But boy there poor sports, huge ass whiners
And Bam and Dunn got stuck on the top of a crane
Cause Rake stole the keys, and they went insane
At the eighteenth hole, its Vitos put
He makes it in and beats Bam by a tiny 1
So he won his game, and Bam took all the shame
But it was pretty lame, horrible golfers chain
Look at Ape trying so hard that she won't bitch
Ya I see and they dumped her car in a ditch
And skated in the pool, its looked so cool
And Ape looked so angrily, what a fool
I think Ape complained man (she didn't complain man)
Well looked real pissed (but her mouths in the can)
There raving here, in the middle of morning (shes so ticked)
Look at there house, man its destroying
Well she finally bitched, and now the game is up
But Bam set her watch back an hour for fun'
So she got a dinner with Bam, and he wore a suit
But he destroyed it with all his crew, Its true

See the Margeras here on Viva La Bam
Don Vitos sitting here and eating some ham
There smashing up his car with sledgehammers wam!
There riding skateboards doing flips into dams
La bam, la bam, la bam, la bam
La bam, la bam, la bam, la bam, la baaaaaaaaaam