Normal emotion right now would be fear
I picked comfy seats but they're useless right here
I've managed to lose my appetite
They tell me don't panic, oh yeah right
And how'd those things get carried on?

Don't mind bathroom lines since I went in my seats
With feet by the aisle I will soon be dead meat
I'm watching my life before my eyes
These don't seem to be the friendly skies
And this is really scary. Ahhhhhhhhh......

Lots of snakes on a plane
That's way off the ground
It might not be long
"Til our bodies are found
Their fangs are so close
They slither and slide
It's pointless to run
And there's nowhere to hide
Loose snakes on a plane
We're going to die
I'd gladly jump out
But we're clearly too high
With snakes on a plane
Loose snakes on a plane

I'd be willing to drive to Peru
I'd turn down all flights if I get through
This terrible experience

With loose snakes on a plane
That's way off the ground
It might not be long
"Til our bodies are found
Their fangs are so close
They slither and slide
It's pointless to run
And there's nowhere to hide
Loose snakes on a plane
We're going to die
I'd gladly jump out
But we're clearly too high
With snakes on a plane
Loose snakes on a plane

Who'll save the kids and who will save me?
Since I don't know what to do
I doubt I will but if I find out
What fool let the snake-filled bag through
I plan to sue

So where is the hero who will let this plane land?
Don't wanna die
It cannot be me since I can't even stand

With loose snakes on a plane
That's way off the ground
It might not be long
"Til our bodies are found
Their fangs are so close
They slither and slide
It's pointless to run
And there's nowhere to hide
Loose snakes on a plane
We're going to die
I'd gladly jump out
But we're much too high
With snakes on a plane
Loose snakes on a plane