Where is a lighter when we need it the most
You kick up the heat and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's is still blue
They tell me your stash has gone away
And they tell me you're looking to buy some more

You go to your dealer because that weed was crap
You're faking a smile with those dime bags to go
He tells you this time you'll get high
The total comes to 50 bucks
And you hardly have the cash to pay

Cause you smoked a bad jay
Go smoke another down
You had it in wrong so turn it around
You say you don't know why
But you just can't get high
You work at a smile and you go buy some more
You smoked a bad jay
Your expression don't lie
You can't get high and you don't know why
You smoked a bad jay
You smoked a bad jay

Well you need to get high this holiday
The point is they laugh cuz you got ripped off
And I don't need your life story

Cause you smoked a bad jay
Go smoke another down
You had it in wrong so turn it around
You say you don't know why
But you just can't get high
You work at a smile and you go buy some more
You smoked a bad jay
Your expression don't lie
You can't get high and you don't know why
You smoked a bad jay
You smoked a bad jay

Sometimes your jay goes unlit and the whole thing it turns out
Wrong
You might but tobacco in it so it stays lit, but then the smoke tastes bad
Well you are right

So where are the papers when you need them the most
Oh, and the lighter
You kick up the heat and the magic is lost

Cause you smoked a bad jay
Go smoke another down
You had it in wrong so turn it around
You say you don't know why
But you just can't get high
You work at a smile and you go buy some more
You smoked a bad jay
Your expression don't lie
You can't get high and you don't know why
You smoked a bad jay
You smoked a bad jay