Where is the snow when you need it the most?
You're turning the keys and the sleigh's taking off
It's not like he needs it anyway
They tell me it's not even his sleigh
And I don't need no sealtbelt on

He stands on the roof and shouts for us to return
Well it's not our fault it's a lesson to learn
Don't let your sleigh out of your sight
Cause you might be walking home tonightAnd you would need a ferry home

'Cause you had a rad sleigh
We've taken it down
We sing crimbo songs
As we spin it around
You say "Oh-Ho-No
Who's pinching my ride?"
You may normally fly
But you're walking tonight
You had a rad sleigh
But now it's all mine
We're not coming down
And we know you don't mind
You had a rad sleigh
You had a rad sleigh

Oh calm down old Nick it's just a sleigh
I bet theres a cheap one on eBay
And we will post back your reindeer

(Chorus)

You tell the cops that we sleigh-jacked you
and we joyrided too Hong Kong
You might not de-liver all the gifts
And the kids will think that your wrong
You journey's long

So where is the sleigh ride when you need it the most
You get really peeved that your reindeer are lost

So we'll bring back your sleigh
So you can go home
Please don't arrest us 'cause we didn't do wrong
We'll claim we don't know
Why Doner has died
If we cutely smile will you give us a ride
You have a rad sleigh
We've been good all year
You dreamed we were bad
I think that you have had, too much wine
You have a rad sleigh
You have a rad sleigh
You have a rad sleigh