-> "Clothe Shopper"
Original Song Title:
"Show Stopper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Clothe Shopper"
Parody Written by:
Jazzy B.
The Lyrics
(hook ,lead vocal)
We in the mall, we walk slow
we buyin' things that the buyers don't buy
the people look, we look back cause we don't wanna see their old nasty cracks, yeah
(other1)
Clothe shoppin to look more hot
the hats glimmer to make it pop
heel make our booties go shake
dress flowin in the wind
yea we take da cake
put on the dress make us go brrr
2 in da back one right next to her
slow walkin cause we look pretty all da boys tryin to pick us up but they look crappy
(hook, lead vocal)
(chorus: )
Bet you aint never been(hey)
to a store this clean (hey)
nice leather seats(oh,oh,oh)
we buy it quickly
That's why we keep on knockin
make sure you keep on blockin
so when you see us walkin
we call it clothe shoppin
we clothe shoppin
we clothe, clothe shoppin
we clothe shoppin
we clothe,clothe shoppin
thats why we keep on knockin
make sure you keep on blockin
so when you see us walkin
we call it clothe shoppin
(other1)
we buyin things 22 plus 2
nice belt buckles and they baby blue
color custom-made Etnies shoes
yea we laughin cause we stole them just for you
(other2)
Black Adidas with a white stripe shoelace
lookin through da window
at my best friend fitted up
clothe shoppin till I loose my breath
search da store to da right , search da store to da left
(Hook, lead vocal)
(Chorus)
(Other3)
this is for da ladies born in da 1980's
with da bradies, baby it ranges
billy keeps my extra favies say oh(oh) oh(oh,oh)
Break bags real proper like a good clothe shopper
(Group,Other4,lead vocal)
This is for my friends born in da 1986's,
87's, 88's or next to us ya'll say oh(oh)oh(oh,oh)
break bags real proper like a good clothe shopper
(man,repeat 2)
Gon' shake those bags
Gon' shake those bags
put them on da floor so ur feet won't get sore
one time(one time)
two time(two time)
three time(three time)
four time(four time)
(Hook,lead vocal)
(Chorus)
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