I know that those foods aren't really good for you
But when they're just sitting there, well, what can you do?
It's an evil plan
To make all the people on this earth weigh way too much
And yes, it's working

Now my plate is filled with carbohydrates
And nothing compares to all the tastes of it
But don't worry it's all okay for me because I have a can
Of my Diet Coke

I can't fit in the seats of the theater
I spill over my king size bed
The steering wheel digs in
To my belly in the car
I just can't get enough of food

No, I can't get enough of food

Now I know that in the past all the diets failed
And that's because right in the middle I just bailed
I guess there's some things you just know
There's a voice inside telling you to give in
And eat all of the food

So that's what I did
I just eat the food
I don't bother trying to lose all of my weight
Now my plate is filled with all of the desserts that this diner
Has to offer

And I can't see my feet over my big stomach
My underwear are parachutes
Diets just don't work 'cause
There's one thing I can't do
I can't ever get enough of food

'Cause when I bake cakes, I lose track of time
I can't count calories and not eat after nine
So I'll keep on eating my meals 'cause
I can't ever get enough of food

Now my plate is filled with chocolates and lard
On my right is crepe and my left is too far
So I'll reach over
And bring the pizza, pasta, chips, and fudge sauce
Closer to my seat

I broke my couch in half when I sat on it
I can't even fit through the door
People stare at me but
There's one thing I can't do
I can't ever get enough of food